the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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My glasses were in the garbage this morning
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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