Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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