Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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