Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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