we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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