yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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