How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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