I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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