He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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