I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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