i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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