your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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