fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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