i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize