I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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