kristin has been a bad kristin
I don't think brook has ever known best
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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