did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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