We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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