Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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