batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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