is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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