these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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