Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I enjoy the company of your penis
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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