I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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