I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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