dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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