yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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