I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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