is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
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WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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