David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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