i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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