I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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