Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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