I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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