This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
It was confusing and full of hummus
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Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
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