no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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