girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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