I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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