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I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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