there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
FUCK WHALES
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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