so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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