i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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