Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
More tranny stories later!
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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