I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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