Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
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I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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