Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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