question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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