after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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