we're blogging at a bar
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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