I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
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I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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