But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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