is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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