I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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