He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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