Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"