I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Randomize