How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
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He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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