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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works

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• (914): View more from New York

  We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.

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• (949): View more from California

  I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.

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  In a moving vehicle and other people in the car

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• (845): View more from New York

  Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?

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