Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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