when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i dont even know how to be here
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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